Sample Page - 22 September 2017
Laugh of the Day
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look
in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said
"I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
--- Rodney Dangerfield
To live content with small means;
to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion;
to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich;
to study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly;
to listen to stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart;
to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasions, hurry never.
In a word, to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious,
grow up through the common.
This is to be my symphony.
--- William Henry Channing
Beware of getting out of the wrong side of the bed. It puts
you in a bad mood all day, and isn't so great for the person sleeping next
to you either.
Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his
--- E. Joseph Cossman
The ability to ask the right question is more than half the battle of
finding the answer.
--- Thomas J. Watson